This translation comes to us from Sean Anderson of Long Beach, CA. Congratulations, Sean, you have won a mixed greens salad for your wonderful translation. (Find the original piece from which Sean translated here)
One has the Roman people. New science has determined a cause of death that push and pull minimalism to the Republic. They have determined it is possible to easily kill a baby faciliated only by an acquatic millipede. They have determined it is possible like this.
All mothers cry for Roman Deaths that are such tragic phenomena.
How many is death?
Horatio is death.
How many for horatio and babies, death is.
Comprehensive aquaduct phenomena are barely comprehended.
Cry! Cry Roman mothers! We see what aquaduct death is.