Wooden Robot Dice Review

Some Differently-Shaped Dice and the Life Decisions you can make with them

4-sided Die (1d4)
Roll this die for:
Socks (individuals not pairs) to wear today
Chapters of James Joyce you swear you will get through before falling asleep in bed
Countries controlling the United Nations Security Council
Number of limbs used to assail opponent
Children you will send through college
Total days of the week on which to shower

Fun modified rolls:
1d4+1 -- Number of left toenails to clip
1d4+3 -- Number of friends

6-sided Die (1d6)
Roll this die for:
Warm-up beers to drink
Six packs to drink
Steel Reserve 40 oz. Malt Liquor bottles to shotgun
Months after a birthday to send a card
Pages of James Joyce you swear you will get through before falling asleep in bed

Modified rolls:
1d6+10 -- Age at which you begin drinking/smoking/voting
1d6+12 -- Inches you claim for your manhood
1d6-6 -- Number of times you will ask out Stacy because of screamingly awkward pubescent shyness

8-sided Die (1d8)
Roll this die for:
Number of legs to chop off of an octopus
Number of legs to chop off a spider
Number of legs to chop off a long formal dining table
Number of legs to chop off an exhausting day of travel with multiple layovers

Fun modified rolls:
1d8+3 -- Convenient number of people for an orgy
1d8+40 -- Age for midlife crisis
1d8x100 -- "Buy It Now" price for worthless-but-personally-sentimental heirloom on E-Bay

10-sided Die (1d10)
Roll this die for:
Digits to keep
Evil cronies to team with for building maniacal super-empire of invincible robo-zomboids
Dollars to charge for a simple hamburger
Virgins necessary for ritual sacrifice

Fun modified rolls:
1d10+1d10 -- Age at which your child will turn against you
1d10+30 -- Admitted number of times you have watched Star Wars
1d10+100 -- Actual number of times you have watched Star Wars

12-sided Die (1d12)
This is a useless die. Don't bother.

20-sided Die (1d20)
Dollars spent on food per week
Lessons learned
8 AM college physics lessons attended
Words of James Joyce you swear you will get through before falling asleep in bed

Fun modified rolls:
1d20+5 -- Times you have Big Pimped