Eclipse!
There is an eclipse tonight. This information is pertinent primarily to Werewolves and hippies.
Dr. Bernard and the Expired Mustard
"What about, you know, a bonus?"
5.16.08
Literary Cereal
The sugar has made all the difference.
The Bad Kid
These children lack discipline.
Automated Catholic confessional
Have your sins absolved 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Operators are standing by.
Hipster Tee Shirt Generator
Make your own metatextual-ironic casualwear.
Two Carpenters at Work
Honestly, what a stupid question.
The boardroom
Important pro-active actualization of longterm goal strategies.
3.20.08
Dr. Bernard and the Series of Inquiries
"What is your top recommendation on the menu?"
2.25.08
Some Facts About George Clooney
George Clooney can neither confirm nor deny these facts.
7.4.07
Coach's Day
"I don't think he even believes in Coach's Day."
5.18.07
Ask Dr. Bernard 2
Dr. Bernard and the Unexpected Phone Call
5.9.07
A summary of the message of all art ever made
Concise. Poignant.